Vermont shows: Concert FAQs
DIRECTIONS TO BELLOWS FALLS
Bellows Falls is one hour ten minutes north of Northampton, MA on I-91, and a half-hour north of Brattleboro, VT; it is 2.5 hours northwest of Boston (best route is 2 to 140 to 12), and two hours south of Burlington, VT, via I-89 and I-91. There is free parking along the main street, in the lot next to the American Legion, across the canal by the railroad station and just over the bridge past the post office.
IF COMING FROM THE NORTH:
To Downtown Bellows Falls: Take Exit 6 off of I-91 South. At end of ramp, turn right, go underneath interstate and merge with Route 5 south. Go 3 miles to downtown Bellows Falls.
IF COMING FROM THE SOUTH:
To Downtown Bellows Falls: Take Exit 5 off of I-91 North. At end of ramp, bear right. At bottom of hill turn left onto Rte. 5 North. Go 3 miles to Downtown Bellows Falls.
DIFFERENCES IN SEATING TYPES
Putting on these shows isn't particularly profitable. "Angel" seating exists because some of our patrons want to help us continue to present shows and are willing to kick in a little extra. In exchange for that, we give 'em the best seats in the house. Generally, there aren't really any "bad" seats at our venues, but "Angel" seating more or less guarantees that if anyone is going to be sweated or spittled upon by the performer, that person will be you.
THE FLYING UNDER RADAR MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE
If you attend one of our concerts and find it vile and/or loathsome, all you need to do is compose a cogent 250 word essay explaining what it was that got such a bee in your bonnet and email it to us within 36 hours of the concert and your money will be grudgingly refunded.
CO-PRESENTERS
We co-present many of our shows with other folks, including Popolo Sandy & Kathy Martin of Kicking & Screaming and Vermont Festivals, LLC. Vermont Festivals, LLC now produces the Roots on the River festival http://www.rootsontheriver.com which we originally founded in 2000. We have no control over it now, except that we rent the name to VTF for, like, a dollar a year. So we can always grab the name back. Now THAT'S power!
THE BABOSIAN ENIGMA
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